Aw, you're all Mr. Grumpy Face today.

The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. Saving the world with meals on wheels.

All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME!

*Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!

I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why.

1. I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in.
2. Saving the world with meals on wheels.
3. I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship.

Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush.

Saving the world with meals on wheels. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish. Did I mention we have comfy chairs? You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME!

• I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship.
• I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself.
• I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me!

I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in. Saving the world with meals on wheels. You hit me with a cricket bat. All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?

You've swallowed a planet! Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish. All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship.

I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in. I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister.

Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish. You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better?

You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.

*Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! Saving the world with meals on wheels. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!

I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in. Aw, you're all Mr. Grumpy Face today. I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME!

Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish. It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship.

Aw, you're all Mr. Grumpy Face today. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you?

You've swallowed a planet! *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish. They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens!

All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better?